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STEWARDS, THE KINGS OF FOOLS
1 From high up his pole, Hamilton doesn’t spot Räikkönen’s enormous motivation, who, having started from 4th, has already taken 2nd place from a too cautious Massa, while reassuring Ferrari about his intentions: “Hullo guys, don’t worry. I accept I have to help Massa; I’ve just given him something that’ll make him more courageous on a wet track!”
2 The next lap, after his spin at La Source, Lewis loses first place, surprised by the Finn who is unequalled in Belgium: “I’m at ease! With the luck I’m having today, nobody will do better than I!”
3 Alonso, 4th, gives his all as usual to keep his position until the end... Flavio to the Meteo France chap: “Nincompoops! You didn’t forecast rain before the end of the race!” Alonso: “No, it’s my fault! I sweat so much because this is a very difficult track!”
4 A missed start, dropped to the bottom of the order, a tangle with Webber causing a penalty...Kovalainen’s afternoon is really nightmarish. Dennis: “Heikki? Can you hear me? Where are you?” “In the pits! Serving my drive-through!”
5 5th for a long time, Bourdais, who is fighting for his spot in F1, makes a remarkable effort by pushing Kubica till the end. Kubica to Berger: “I’ve been sent by Bourdais. He wants to show he’s very strong!”
6 It has started to rain and Lewis, having come back directly behind Kimi, starts a formidable duel that forces him to straightline the bus stop chicane. Kimi: “Don’t bother Lewis, the stewards have seen you.” Lewis: “Impossible! I’m perfectly camouflaged!”
7 Räikkönen has lost the duel, ending up in the wall, tripped up by the slippery track, but he refuses to give up despite appearances: “ OK Felipe, you’re the best. You merit the number 1 Ferrari. Give me yours in return!”
8 Unaware that he is about to get a penalty that will deprive him of victory, Hamilton crosses the line victoriously: “Long live Spa! Long live the rain! Really, I can’t understand why they call this magnificent place the Ardennes xxxxxpot!” Steward: “What do you say about a 25 second penalty? It’ll put him third and relaunch the championship.”