Harjoitusleirillä Kirvesniemet ja Myllylä joutuivat nukkumaan samalla sängyllä, Marja-Liisa Mikan ja Harrin välissä. Aamulla molemmat miehet kertoivat nähneensä ns. märkiä unia. Marja-Liisa kertoi: "Mie näin sellasta unta, et mie vaan hiihin ja hiihin, mut sit sauvat suli kätteen!"
Huonoja vitsejä tänne
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Kortteen Topi
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Nyt on RK-62:n piikkipaikka uhattuna.
Silkku
Kärryilijä
Miksköhän toi ei yllätä...
Seuraavaks varmaan tulee uskoon/alkaa stripata/pyrkii eduskuntaan tms....Kortteen Topi
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heh. Se olisikin kaiken huippu kun Jasmin pääsisi eduskuntaan.Originally posted by Silkku:
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Miksköhän toi ei yllätä...
arnold
Kohtalaisen turha tyyppi
Pääasia ettei naista ruvennut yrjöttämään!
Frank
Heimosoturi
Olisi mukava ottaa osaa tämän otsikon täyttämiseen huonoilla vitseillä mutta kun en osaa huonoja ollenkaan, vain hyviä vitsejä tiedän!
Bobakki
@f1hog
Siinä täytyy olla piuhat jo pahasti sekaisin jos tunnustaa julkisesti kuuntelevansa Paula Koivuniemeä ja Lea Lavenia vapaaehtosesti
Tylsä tyyppi
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Martti Ahtisaaren pikkuserkku
Frank
Heimosoturi
Tällä hetkellä parhaimman(/huonoimmain?) on kertonut SJM, UMPEE meininki!
Lämpimänä lauantai-iltana savolaisisäntä tuli saunomasta, kun huomasi läheisellä maantiellä kaksi hemaisevaa tyttöä liftaamassa. Isäntä ajatteli tarjota matkalaisille mahdollisuutta saunoa reissun pölyjä pois ja kysäisi tytöiltä:
"Tahtoiskos tytöt kylpee?"
Tytöt vilkaisivat toisiaan, ja pienen neuvonpidon jälkeen huusivat takaisin:
"Ei myö tuommosen kanssa, kun ei ossaa ees ärrää sanova!"
"Tahtoiskos tytöt kylpee?"
Tytöt vilkaisivat toisiaan, ja pienen neuvonpidon jälkeen huusivat takaisin:
"Ei myö tuommosen kanssa, kun ei ossaa ees ärrää sanova!"
Silkku
Kärryilijä
Tsemppaa vähän niin pääset takaisin johtoon...
Kortteen Topi
Well-known member
Tästä on jo vaikea laittaa huonommaksi.
WHAT PORNO'S WOULD LIKE US TO BELIEVE
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy roots.
11. People in the 70's couldn't root unless there was a wild guitar solo in
the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't
disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,
the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your
cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before rooting the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind
her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers
and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly
on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.
1. Women wear high heels to bed.
2. Men are never impotent.
3. When going down on a woman 10 secs is more than satisfactory.
4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will not
scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.
5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.
6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.
7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.
8. Women always orgasm when men do.
9. A blowjob will always get a women off a speeding fine.
10. All women are noisy roots.
11. People in the 70's couldn't root unless there was a wild guitar solo in
the background.
12. Those tits are real.
13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his
half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.
14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.
15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other.(and the girl isn't
disgusted!)
16. Double penetration makes women smile.
17. Asian men don't exist.
18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the bushes,
the boyfriend won't bash seven shades of shit out of you if you shove your
cock in his girlfriend's mouth.
19. There's a plot.
20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by
giving her a gentle slap on the butt.
21. Nurses suck patients cocks.
22. Men always pull out.
23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best friend,
she'll only be momentarily pissed off before rooting the both of you.
24. Women never have headaches... or periods.
25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to remind
her to "suck it".
26. Assholes are clean.
27. A man ejaculating on a womans butt is a satisfying result for all
parties concerned.
28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers
and find a cock there.
29. Men don't have to beg.
30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand firmly
on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.