On tyres…
I don’t know and it doesn’t mean anything to me. Tyres are what they are.
On Alonso’s mind games…
I couldn’t care less what that man thinks.
On weather conditions…
It’s all the same if it rains or not.
On Finland…
Well, in summer there’s fishing and fucking. And in winter… the fishing is bad.
On the 2006 season…
It doesn’t interest me yet what is going to happen. You’ll see it then.
Kimi, what’s the 5th grid place like?
It’s the 5th grid place.
On Hungarian GP 2007:
Boring race.
On Ron Dennis:
He’s strange now and then. He always wants to know everything. He doesn’t interest me.
What makes TAG Heuer special?
It’s ok.
What kind of an atmosphere do you think McLaren has right now (the spy saga)?
I bet it’s fucking great.
On the Constructor’s Championship…
The Constructor’s Championship doesn’t really mean anything to me.
On what Sir Jackie Stewart says…
I’m not interested in what Jackie says. He hasn’t got anything to do with me.
On what David Coulthard says…
Coulthard can say what he wants. I’m not interested in what he’s saying.
On what Jarno Trulli says…
I don’t give a damn about what Trulli says.
On what Juan Pablo Montoya says…
Montoya’s comments doesn’t interest me.
On what Lewis Hamilton says (I wonder…)
It doesn’t matter what he says.
On not seeing red lights in the pit lane…
If there’s a red light when you leave the pit lane you have to stop. Then some wooden eye (Hamilton) crashes into you and breaks the car.
On the media…
What the papers write about me afterwards makes me laugh.
Formula 1 would be a paradise without the media.
I’m not interested in what people think about me. I’m not Michael Schumacher.
On what it feels to drive at 300 km/h?
It feels normal.
On idols?
There aren’t any.
What kind of a relationship do you have with Peter Sauber?
He is my boss.
Is he a father figure or a god father?
He is my boss.
The helmet has a special meaning for many drivers. How important is it to you?
It protects my head.
Do you have any special rituals when the helmet is concerned like many have?
I wipe it so that I can see better.
What would you if you met an alien, run away out of fear or try to talk to him?
The problem won’t arise so I don’t imagine meeting one.
Martin Brundle: “Kimi Raikkonen doesn’t seem interested in the proceedings going on up there. Kimi, you missed the presentation by Pele.”
Kimi (nonchalantly): “Yeah.”
Martin: ”Will you get over it?”
Kimi: “Yeah. I was having a shit.”
Martin: “OK, thanks for that! Obviously you’ll have a nice light car on the grid, then.”
Describe yourself. What are you made of ?
Blood, flesh and bone like everybody else!
Interviewer: The most exciting moment during the race weekend?
Kimi: I think so it’s the race start, always.
Interviewer: The most boring?
Kimi: Now.
