Parhaat elokuvasitaatit?
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AK-47, the very best there is. When you absolutely, positively, have to kill every single motherfucker in the room; accept no substitutes.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Let off some steam, Bennett.
My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, Commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.
Thyella
þýðingafræðingur
He's got a huge talent! -Moulin Rouge
If you vote for me, all your wildest dreams will come true. -Napoleon Dynamite
Alzati, uovo di Pasqua. -Il Bisbetico Domato
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?
- Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub? -Talladega Nights
If you vote for me, all your wildest dreams will come true. -Napoleon Dynamite
Alzati, uovo di Pasqua. -Il Bisbetico Domato
I like to think of Jesus as a mischievous badger.
I like to picture Jesus as a figure skater. He wears like a white outfit, and He does interpretive ice dances of my life's journey.
I like to picture Jesus in a tuxedo T-Shirt because it says I want to be formal, but I'm here to party.
I like to think of Jesus like with giant eagles wings, and singin' lead vocals for Lynyrd Skynyrd with like an angel band and I'm in the front row and I'm hammered drunk!
When do we get to stop doing this, Grandma?
- Well, I don't know, honey. When are you boys going to stop tossing me the radio in the bathtub? -Talladega Nights
maradona
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If you ain't first, you're last!
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"Jos sie ossaat laulaa ni hyräile vähäsen. Se pittää mielen keviänä."
Rentta
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FW08
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Sir Bedevere: There are ways of telling whether she is a witch.
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
Parsautta Pythonilaisittain!
Peasant 1: Are there? Oh well, tell us.
Sir Bedevere: Tell me. What do you do with witches?
Peasant 1: Burn them.
Sir Bedevere: And what do you burn, apart from witches?
Peasant 1: More witches.
Peasant 2: Wood.
Sir Bedevere: Good. Now, why do witches burn?
Peasant 3: ...because they're made of... wood?
Sir Bedevere: Good. So how do you tell whether she is made of wood?
Peasant 1: Build a bridge out of her.
Sir Bedevere: But can you not also build bridges out of stone?
Peasant 1: Oh yeah.
Sir Bedevere: Does wood sink in water?
Peasant 1: No, no, it floats!... It floats! Throw her into the pond!
Sir Bedevere: No, no. What else floats in water?
Peasant 1: Bread.
Peasant 2: Apples.
Peasant 3: Very small rocks.
Peasant 1: Cider.
Peasant 2: Gravy.
Peasant 3: Cherries.
Peasant 1: Mud.
Peasant 2: Churches.
Peasant 3: Lead! Lead!
King Arthur: A Duck.
Sir Bedevere: ...Exactly. So, logically...
Peasant 1: If she weighed the same as a duck... she's made of wood.
Sir Bedevere: And therefore...
Peasant 2: ...A witch!
Parsautta Pythonilaisittain!
T.K
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Phyton-linja jatkuu, en vain muista missä elokuvassa oli:
The Parrot Sketch
"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and has gone to meet its maker. This..is a LATE PARROT! IT'S A STIFF! Bereft of life it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the pearch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS..IS AN EX PARROT!"
The Parrot Sketch
"This parrot is no more! It has ceased to be! It's expired and has gone to meet its maker. This..is a LATE PARROT! IT'S A STIFF! Bereft of life it rests in peace! If you hadn't nailed it to the pearch it would be pushing up the daisies! It's run down the curtain and joined the choir invisible! THIS..IS AN EX PARROT!"
FW08
Registered User of Talent
Alunperin ei ole elokuvasta, vaan Flying Circus -sarjasta. Löytyy tosin sarjan "parhaat" uusina versioina sisältävästä And now for something completely different -elokuvastakin.
"I am your father" tuli mullakin ekana mieleen. Sit mietin, että "May the Force be with you" olis varmaan kuuluisampi.
Kolmantena tuli mieleen Pelkoa ja inhoa Las Vegasissa:
"We were somewhere around Barstow, on the edge of the desert, when the drugs began to take hold. I remember saying something like 'I feel a bit lightheaded. Maybe you should drive.' "
Star Watsissa on kyllä enemmän quottikamaa kuin tusinassa tavallisia elokuvia. "Do or do not. There is no such thing as try." tai jotain sinnepäin...
Il Tempo Gigante
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PuoliPöhkö
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"Tarvitsen autoa, kaveri kuoli"
Il Tempo Gigante
Darth Father
:ahem:
Kun skidinä ekan kerran Star Warsin katoin, niin seuraava jäi lähtemättömästi mieleen:
"That's no moon. It's a space station"
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Seksikäs rumä kääpiö
Okei, Frank. :frank:
Archie
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Clint totesi Armottoman loppukohtauksessa, että "All right now, I'm comin' out. Any man I see out there, I'm gonna kill him. Any sumbitch takes a shot at me, I'm not only gonna kill him, but I'm gonna kill his wife. All his friends. Burn his damn house down.".
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Tuntemattoman lopussa palavasta sairasautosta kantautuva huuto "Apua, minä kuolen! Antakaa konepistooli, minä tapan kaikki!" nostattaa aina vihan tunteet pintaan.
T.K
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Kaki parasta sitaattia elokuvasta Poliisin poikia
Matkustaja: -Ei taitu
Poliisi: -Taituu!
Matkustaja: -Ei taitu
Poliisi: -Taituu!
Ryskis
Ja sitte
Skoda kelluu järvessä:
Matkustaja: -Ajoit sitte vasemmalle
Kuski -Se yliohjautu!
Matkustaja: -Ei taitu
Poliisi: -Taituu!
Matkustaja: -Ei taitu
Poliisi: -Taituu!
Ryskis
Ja sitte
Skoda kelluu järvessä:
Matkustaja: -Ajoit sitte vasemmalle
Kuski -Se yliohjautu!
Captain Howdy
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– Otit sitte pirtelön. Katsastus
JPP
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Näkyy olevan Raidista tuttuja kaikki tuossa youtube-pätkässä olevat näyttelijät. Ja lisää löytyy tästä leikkeestä.
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