Translated Q&A with Raikkonen:
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Q: You weigh more than Massa, will this particularly penalise you when setting up the car ?
Raikkonen: ''It shouldn't be a problem.''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about car settings.
Q: How much weight have you lost ?
Raikkonen: ''I don't know, I never looked at it.''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about my weight.
Q: Have you changed your preparation a bit this winter ?
Raikkonen: ''No, I've had a normal winter trying to prepare myself well for the season.''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about my winter preparations.
Q: Is your driving style adapting well to the slick tyres ?
Raikkonen: ''I don't know, but at the moment I'm very happy with how the car is handling, I'm fine.''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about tires.
Q: The cars are different this year, but is the feeling different compared to the start of last year's season also ?
Raikkonen: ''It's a new season, you don't know what's awaiting you. But obviously with the new regulations the driveability has changed as well. It could create trouble, particularly in bad weather, but it's the same for everyone.''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about car feelings.
Q: Last year you started the season as the reigning worldchampion, now you're trying to regain the title, which of the two roles do you prefer ?
Raikkonen: ''It doesn't interest me ! We all start on par. We rather hope to score points straight away in the first two races.''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about my role.
Q: You've been a McLaren driver for several years, how do you see their not so brilliant times ? Could this be a chance for the other teams or do you fear that, at the end of the day, they'll be up there as well ?
Raikkonen: ''I don't know whether they have a problem, I don't even know what they're doing...''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about McLaren.
Q: Are you rediscovering the fun in this new F1 ?
Raikkonen: ''If you have a difficult season it's logical that everything becomes harder. But you know what racing is like: there can be ups and downs, let's hope it goes well.''
In other words: I don't give a sh*t about fun in F1.