Bernard Pivot -kysely forumisteille

[markoj]

01. What is your favorite word?
Seuraava
02. What is your least favorite word?
Huomenna
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Hiprakka
04. What turns you off?
Kansallisvaltioajattelu
05. What is your favorite curse word?
Lempo
06. What sound or noise do you love?
Tasainen hurina
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Epätasainen hurina
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Kulakki
09. What profession would you not like to do?
Mainosviikari
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Terve!

 

[Suggestiivi]

01. What is your favorite word?
- Perkele
02. What is your least favorite word?
- Ketä.
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
- Listening to Dio
04. What turns you off?
- School
05. What is your favorite curse word?
- Look at 1
06. What sound or noise do you love?
- Electric guitar
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
- Fork + plate :jaska:
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- Truck driver
09. What profession would you not like to do?
- Nurse
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- "Welcome. Would you like to see the heavenly rock band doing a gig tonight?"

 

[Siggeboi]

01. What is your favorite word?
Söpö

02. What is your least favorite word?
etkot

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Hyvän näköinen nainen, kaunis musiikki

04. What turns you off?
Pissa- ja kakkaleikit.

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Voi vittu.

06. What sound or noise do you love?
Pianon soitto.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Hyttysen ininä.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Psykologi/Psykiatri.

09. What profession would you not like to do?
Onhan noita, esim. lähikaupan kassa.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
"Tervetuloa. Me järjestettiinkin sun kunniaksi bileet. Viinaa ja naisia on kanssa."

 

[Sinäputki]

01. What is your favorite word?
Kilipailu
02. What is your least favorite word?
Loppuviimeksi
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Energy drinks
04. What turns you off?
Sleepiness
05. What is your favorite curse word?
All of them
06. What sound or noise do you love?
Fart and burp
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
All loud noises
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Ice road trucker
09. What profession would you not like to do?
Prison guard
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Miten sulla noin niinku muuten menee?

 

[ToXiCiTy]

01. What is your favorite word?
Rakas
02. What is your least favorite word?
Ei
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Musiikki
04. What turns you off?
Pummit
05. What is your favorite curse word?
Vittu
06. What sound or noise do you love?
Sade
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Pora
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
F1-kuski
09. What profession would you not like to do?
Puhelinmyyjä.
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Hissi on tuolla päin

 

[Melinda]

01. What is your favorite word?
- "Rakas"
02. What is your least favorite word?
- Most swearwords
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
- Nature, good music
04. What turns you off?
- Disrespect
05. What is your favorite curse word?
- "Perkele"
06. What sound or noise do you love?
- Birds, good music & singing
07. What sound or noise do you hate?
- Alarm clock
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
- Professional author
09. What profession would you not like to do?
- Telesales
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
- "Welcome. All your friends are here waiting for you."

 

[PuoliPöhkö]

01. What is your favorite word? onnistuu - helposti!
02. What is your least favorite word? ei onnistu
03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? leikkisä, molemmin puolin innostava vuorovaikutus
04. What turns you off? isoääninen idiotismi (tää oli niin sattuva, että kopsasin suoraan Meheltä)
05. What is your favorite curse word? unfuckinbeliveable
06. What sound or noise do you love? hiljaisuus
07. What sound or noise do you hate? kaikki keskittymistä häiritsevä häly-meteli-soppa
08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? seppä tai arkkitehti
09. What profession would you not like to do? likuhihnatyöntekijä
10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? Moro, ystävilläsi on sulle tuolla peremmällä odottamassa kostea yllätys. Täällä ei ole krapulaa.

 

[Mehe Rienarsuo]

Vastatkaa ÄKKIÄ nyt! ÄKKIÄ! Kaikki tulee kohta ja silloin pitää olla vastattuna! KIIRE!

 

[Dominic]

01. What is your favorite word?
Kullittaa.

02. What is your least favorite word?
Ronkkia.

03. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
Nostalgiset tietokonebiisit.

04. What turns you off?
Potku kiveksille.

05. What is your favorite curse word?
Vittu-saatana!

06. What sound or noise do you love?
Kolmioaalto.

07. What sound or noise do you hate?
Puhdas 1 kHz siniaalto.

08. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
Rakennusarkkitehtiehkäpä.

09. What profession would you not like to do?
Mikä hyvänsä linjatyöntekijähomma.

10. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?
Sua on täällä jo kaivattukin.

 

[Albert Oil]

Mä en viitsi 7eitsämän vuotta vanhoihin kyselyihin vastailla, koska silloin oli ihan erilailla kuin nyt.