Ten Things That Will Happen This Season
The waiting is almost over and the 2006 season is almost upon us. And though we've tended to make a habit of saying this since the 2002 season made us near-suicidal, this could be the closest season for a while.
Now the 2003 was pretty good, with Raikkonen, Schumacher and Montoya battling it out till the closing stages and Schumi only just clinching it in the final race. But this year we could potentially have winners from seven teams: Renault, Ferrari, Mclaren, Honda, Toyota (if Jarno Trulli were to hook up a great qualifying lap round Monaco), Williams (if the Cosworth V8 is as good as Max Mosley says it is) and BMW-Sauber.
Though it's more likely that it will be the three teams that finished in the top three places in the constructors' championship and Honda that are vying for the win in Bahrain, the other three have both the driving talent and the reliability to sneak a result.
Ten Things You Can Expect To See Happen
* Kimi Raikkonen hurling his steering wheel after a McLaren engine failure. Leopards don't change their spots overnight, even if they have changed the livery of the car.
* Max Mosley tinkering with the rules mid-season - he'll call it a 'clarification'
Other teams protesting about he rev limit on the Scuderia Lollo Ross car if they beat some of the decent V8 teams in Bahrain.
* Gerhard Berger being interviewed a lot. Exit Paul Stoddart as someone not shy of an opinion in the paddock, enter Gerhard Berger. (Though he likes to put on the jovial persona for TV interviews, when he was driving in his final season for Benetton he was moan moan moan).
* Paul Stoddart, Eddie Jordan, and Eddie Irvine offering their opinion from the sideline, all secretly wishing they were still a player in F1. (And the great thing is, with Max trying to attract more low-cost teams into the sport, Stoddie could come back in. Yehey!)
* More rows about the facilities at Silverstone. Ever since Bernie's plan to expand Brands Hatch hit a brickwall, he's made it a personal mission to hound Silverstone, and now the board have started questioning their big, new investor, then more delay, rumpus, trouble and Bernie throwing his toys out of the pram.
* Bridgestone becoming the solo tyre supplier to the F1 field and handing an advantage to their runners for the 2007 season.
* Less than five significant overtaking manoeuvres will take place in the San Marino Grand Prix. Last year we had a little more action than usual thanks to the teams running tyres for the entire race, but this year it's going to be more high-speed queuing
Ten Things That May Well Happen
* Ralf Schumacher and Michael Schumacher may well disappear from F1 in the same season. Though Ralf is apparently contracted beyond this year there are small signs that the back injury that he picked up at Indianapolis in 2004, coupled with the massive roll he had in testing at Monza are beginning to slow him down.
* Jenson Button will win a grand prix and shut a lot of people up.
* Valentino Rossi will sign for Ferrari mid-season. There are only so many MotoGP races you can win.
* A 2008 date for the Indian GP announced along with a 2009 Russian GP at St.Petersburg, plus the news that the Nurgburgring and Hockenheim will take it in turns to stage the German GP.
* The U.S. will be enticed back to F1 after Scott Speed puts in some eyecatching performances (The American Speed TV organisation that shows F1 in the States will try and get Scott to add the name Channel to his surname, so he becomes Scott Speed-Channel).
* The new Super Aguri won't appear after the first four races - it'll probably be closer to the fourteenth race.
* With the loss of Gunther Steiner to the Red Bull NASCAR project, Red Bull won't do nearly as well in 2006 as they did in 2005 - thus making David Coulthard's beard even greyer.
* They'll probably remember to lock all the drain covers down this time for the Chinese GP in Shanghai.
* Martin Brundle will interview Bernie Ecclestone on the grid and he'll answer a question with another question.
* Fisi will lose it under pressure in a key race, while the biggest drag coefficient on the new Super Aguris will be the four mirrors they have to fit for Takuma Sato.